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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 2272
Dragon Scales Harvested: 216 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY