Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Ores Mined: 6047
Dimension Hops: 11 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY