Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
Endless Night Skies: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY