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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Farms Harvested: 392 Dragons Tamed: 0
Love Letters Sent: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY