Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY