ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Zombie Dances:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	179
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Magic Items Found:	2826	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3321	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Buildings Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	6305	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	New Chunks Explored:	43129
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Players Killed by Monsters:	3780
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Void Armor Forged:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PeyyMC

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A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

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✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	120
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Farms Harvested:	462	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Villages Defended:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.