ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	271
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is pure distilled ’90s nostalgia! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported back to the days of slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, and dial-up internet.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as obsessed with the ’90s as you are. We have themed build competitions like “Best Saved By The Bell Recreation” and “Most Radical Neon Pixel Art”.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players who can recite all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TVShowBondingCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape from the drama of entitled mothers and daughters yelling at each other? Look no further! Join us for some epic mother/daughter bonding time without all the screaming matches.

Our server is filled with quirky side characters and charming landscapes for you to explore. Who needs Gilmore Girls when you can have a Minecraft adventure with your loved ones?

Don’t waste your time watching TV, join our server and create your own story with endless possibilities. Plus, we promise no Taylor Swift concerts required (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on over and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	386315	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience vacations like never before! We have a secret underground vacation resort where you can ride pigs down waterslides and play volleyball with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never had a vacation quite like this before. So pack your bags (or just bring your virtual ones) and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockyBedBuddies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyPolishTrades

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lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

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join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Items Found:	8516	Mines Excavated:	1401
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SYSarchy

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Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

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Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8242
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchantments Applied:	180
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Holy Grails Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	42