ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

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come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Iboga Dance Party Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

eusurvival

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EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ores Mined:	5222	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	94	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	84
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2356	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

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Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

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Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3818	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

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> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Towns Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Crops Grown:	6352
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	4352
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyDifferences

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Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Sugar Rush Depression Den

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u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Items Found:	4049
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Towns Built:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!