| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 4537 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2843 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6159 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4779 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6722 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!
2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”
3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1457 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 361 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 68 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7042 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 5033 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 4844 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6724 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7046 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 9808 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 174 |
| Crops Grown: | 4509 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).
Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!
So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4157 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 3153 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3973 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9721 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
! FrogSMP Welcome to
Main features:
Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!
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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 755 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!
And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8720 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 863 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?
And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5781 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 316 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.
And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.
So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4790 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 61 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 |
| Votes: | 3178 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5118 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6189 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8985 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 2130 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!
