| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 2906 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
cherrytown.line.pm:23003
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2208 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9802 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 9062 | Potions Brewed: | 101 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Name | HexArchon |
| Type | Custom MMO-Inspired SMP |
| Gameplay Features | Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, Skylands, Dungeons |
| Server Trailer | Watch Trailer |
| Discord Server | Join Discord |
| Wiki | Visit Wiki |
To join the HexArchon server, use the IP play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock, with the same IP and port 19132. On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join. More details here.
HexArchon features custom mobs with unique skills, custom items with different weapon types and abilities, over 240 custom enchantments, dungeons to explore, quests to complete, abilities to unlock and upgrade, and various quality-of-life improvements such as auto farms, player shops, pets, and more.
The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, and 2TB NVME SSD storage. It is hosted on the US East Coast to ensure strict, zero-lag gameplay.
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3672 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1804 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?
So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6459 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 186 |
Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!
Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7354 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.
watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.
join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 407 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 165 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1592 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 180 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 409 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2966 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 172 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Server Info | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21. |
|---|---|
| Reset | Vote for resets on Discord. |
| Gameplay Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. |
play.hotdogwater.dog| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I use mods on the server? | Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods. |
| How often are resets voted on? | Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback. |
| Is griefing allowed? | Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like. |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7747 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4827 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2944 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 6583 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Votes: | 4479 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 481230 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2363 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1811 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6181 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 470 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| IP Address | softslayer.com |
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Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.
We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉
Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 332 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Votes: | 9997 |
Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.
You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!