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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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