HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Secret Passages Found: 4
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
Emeralds Found: 7268 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Zombie Dances: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 395

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 117 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 58 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6805 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Falling into the Void: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 260

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 110 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Towns Built: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 128 Crops Grown: 6027

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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