A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 188 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.
For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.
so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
The server is designed for an adequate audience:
No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.
The server is constantly evolving:
The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.
Start of the journey:
The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.
Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.
2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.
3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.
4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.
5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!
So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!
So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?
Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!
And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 137 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
