A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 53 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 8140 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
