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Zenith SMP

Adventure, Challenges, Chaos, Community, CONSTANTLY, Discord, dragons, Events, Evolving, Future, high-tech, MAYHEM, Medieval, Modded, new story, smp, Survival, Technology, Theme, Wasteland, zenith

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

ZENITH SMP Overview

Features	Bored of the same old Minecraft grind? Zenith SMP is here to shake things up! This isn’t just another SMP—it’s a constantly evolving, modded survival experience where the theme, mods, and world reset every few months!
Why Join Zenith
Get In Early	We’re still building, and we want you to help make Zenith SMP legendary! Join now, be part of the foundation, and flex that “OG Player” status later.
Join the Discord	https://discord.gg/jAtc5Dy4EU

ZENITH SMP FAQ

1. How often does the world reset?

The world resets every few months, bringing a new theme and mods for a fresh experience.

2. Can players vote on upcoming themes and mods?

Yes, the community is encouraged to vote and help shape the direction of each season.

3. Are there special events and challenges in Zenith SMP?

Yes, each season features unique events, challenges, and mayhem for players to enjoy.

Whispered Windrifts 1.21

ANONYMOUS, awkward, behind, childish, Discreet, EMBARRASSMENT, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Mischief, prank, secret, Sitting, smell, social faux pas, teasing, whispered, Windrifts

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow of insanity!

We got pigs flying through the air, creepers breakdancing to dubstep, and villagers trading diamonds for rotten flesh because they’re on some weird diet!

And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world in shades of purple!

Plus, our mods are like unicorns on steroids, granting wishes left and right, like turning all the chickens into mini Godzilla monsters or making the sun rise in the west just for kicks!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for my farts, they’re deadly weapons of mass destruction!

VacayVeto Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, credit card debt, cruise disappointment, Europe trip, family conflicts, family drama, financial struggles, Guilt, job interviews, Job Opportunities, Latin America cruise, Minecraft, missed opportunities, parental disappointment, parental expectations, savings depletion, Server, sibling dynamics, student loans, unemployment, vacation stress, VacayVeto, wasting money

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Are you tired of boring old cruises and ready for an adventure of a lifetime? Join our Minecraft server for the wildest virtual vacation experience ever!

Imagine this: you’re sailing through the pixelated seas of Latin America on a 14-day cruise, all expenses paid. But wait, there’s a twist! You’re also on a mission to find hidden treasures and battle virtual pirates along the way. Who needs Europe when you have this epic journey ahead of you?

But that’s not all – we also offer job interviews on the high seas! Connect to our server from anywhere in the world and show off your building skills while impressing potential employers. Who knew Minecraft could help you land your dream job?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring vacations and hello to endless fun and excitement. Your mom may be mad, but she’ll understand once she sees the amazing adventures awaiting you in our Minecraft world. See you there!

SisBoyfNoContriKick LOL

aita, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication Issues, Decision making, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, kicking out, living arrangement, living situation, lol, long-term consequences, not contributing, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, setting boundaries, shared expenses, SisBoyfNoContriKick, sister’s boyfriend, support system

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1069	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that values independence and financial responsibility? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of pulling your own weight, just like this player did when they kicked out their sister’s freeloading boyfriend. Join us and show off your self-sufficiency skills by building your own empire and thriving without relying on handouts from others. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a chest as a reward for your hard work! So come join us and prove that you’ve got what it takes to survive and thrive in the wild world of Minecraft.

UnbelievableCraft

BIZARRE, craziest thing, eXtraordinary, Inexplicable, jaw-dropping, mind-boggling, odd, out of this world, Real Life, strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable encounters, unbelievable events, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable sightings, unbelievable stories, UnbelievableCraft, Unexplainable, witnessed

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Mines Excavated:	3549	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of trying to convince people of the wild things you’ve seen in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience even crazier things that will make your real life stories seem tame in comparison!

Join our server and witness flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers that break out into the latest Minecraft dance craze. You’ll never have to worry about anyone doubting your stories again because the things you’ll see on our server will make your real life experiences seem like a walk in the park.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real life when you can have all the craziness and fun on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

AggroCraft Minecraft Server

aggressor, AggroCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, G7 statement, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, media report, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, un resolution, united nations, US, world news

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Towns Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the UN trying to condemn russia! we don’t label anyone as aggressors, we just let the creepers do their thing and blow stuff up. the US is too scared to sponsor us because they know we’re too wild for them. G7 can’t handle our chaotic energy, they’re too busy arguing about who gets the last diamond in the mine. come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy world!

MineCraftMates: RIP US Alliance

Alliance, bilateral relations, deteriorating partnership, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic rift, Disintegrates, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international community, International cooperation, international relations, lost friend, lost partner, MineCraftMates, political alliances, RIP, Somber, strained ties., U.S. partnership, Ukraine crisis, ukrainians

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7392	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? We’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs or a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.

And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!

MineCrafty Brain Boost

active living, Aging population, Boost, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia prevention, exercise guidelines, Follow-up study, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, long term benefits, lower risk, Memory Loss, mental health, minecrafty, moderate exercise, neurological disorders, physical activity, public health, research findings, vigorous exercise

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5219	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never develop dementia cuz you’ll be too busy crafting and mining for diamonds! our players have reported a 99% decrease in forgetfulness and a 100% increase in epic gaming skills after just one week on our server. plus, our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about the real world and never want to leave. join now and say goodbye to dementia forever!

HumbleCraft

brilliant builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond fortune, Events, Fresh Season, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mayor, Mods, new season, redstone engineers, rules, shopping district, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, voice chat, world, youtube video

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Server Name	HumbleCraft
Server Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Player Age Requirement	18+

Overview:

HumbleCraft is an 18+ Minecraft SMP server with a small but active community from around the world. The server is vanilla with selected data packs and mods for an enhanced gameplay experience.

What to Expect:

Welcoming community
Thriving shopping district
Exciting gaming district
Player-driven lore and events

Join Requirements:

Must be over 18 years old and a decent person. Discord is required for server communication and voice chat is a bonus. Full rules available on Discord server.

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 18 years old and above.

Q: What mods and data packs are used on the server?

A: The server uses mods like single player sleep, more mob heads, armour statues, custom item models, etc.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by following the invitation link on the Discord server and meeting the age requirements.

Q: Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

A: Yes, please refer to the Discord server for a full list of rules and guidelines for the server.

Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, arab, Arab beauty, attractive physique, big booty, body goals, Bootylicious, curvy, exotic beauty, hourglass figure, huge ass, Land, middle eastern, Oasis, sexy curves, slim frame, slim hips, slim waist, stunning curves, Thick, thick thighs, tiny waist, voluptuous

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

Account.., Agreement, balance, BetsAndDebts, BETTING, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, Greed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, opinion, Peacekeeping, roulette, Server, Trust, Winnings

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!

LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Villages Defended:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	118	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Gods Slained:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4