CartelCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	75	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	3499
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3356
Potions Brewed:	146	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magic Items Found:	3677	Zombie Dances:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

#Intention, Accountability, AMBITION, aspiration, broken commitment, determination, Disappointment, dream, Failure, Goal, Minecraft, missed opportunity, perseverance, personal growth, procrastination, regret, resolution, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, unfulfilled promise, Vow, VowNeverDoneIt, wish

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

1am, 1PM, anxiety, creepycraft, Darkness, Day, eerie, fear, fear of the unknown, insomnia, late night, madness, midnight, night, nighttime activities, normal, Routine, Schedule, Sleep, Terrifying, Time, unsettling

Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	295	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Butterfly Wings Server

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Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Emeralds Found:	9421
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mall Whore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6725	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Anime, Conclusion, Eiichiro Oda, emotional, ending, Epic, Fans, Finale, Grand Line, long-running series, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pieces, pirate king, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Straw Hat Pirates, theories

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9268	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crops Grown:	9526	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

Athletic, calorie goals, Cardio, ChubbyCraft, Coach, Coaching, competitive sports, dad, fast food, FITNESS, football, health, intervention, nutrition, obesity, overreacting, parenting, rules, sports, Supplements, swimming, TEENAGE, weight gain

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Emeralds Found:	4463	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BankDrainMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless hobbies like collecting rare flowers or breeding pink sheep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and watch as your bank account magically fills up with diamonds just by participating in our wacky challenges and mini-games.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once turned a player’s wooden pickaxe into a fully enchanted diamond one just by sneezing on it!

So why waste your time and diamonds on boring hobbies when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become the richest player in all the land? Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the Diamond Pig and become a Minecraft millionaire!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyLifeGoals

achievement, aspirations, balance, Contentment, CraftyLifeGoals, dreams, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, ideal life, inspiration, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, positivity, self improvement, self love, self-care, success, Visualization

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8770	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

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Minecraft Server Overview
New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
No official launch, join anytime
16+ age requirement
Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

FAQ

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	62	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.