CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

38-plus years, blocks, BRIBE, bribery scandal, bribes, Cartel, CartelCraft, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, criminal justice, drug cartels, drug trafficking, ex-public security chief, illegal activities, justice system, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, organized crime, prison sentence, sentenced, US, Years

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

ARMIS Schedule, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Eepy Thread, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Lazy Anons, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, Stars, TEMPUS Schedule

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

/WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

Adventure, app store, Daphne, Drecom, dungeon crawler, Exploration, FANTASY, general, Google Play Store, japanese, Magic, Minecraft, mobile game, Monsters, Quests, role playing, RPG, smp, strategy, turn based, variants, Wizardry, Wizardry Variants, WVD

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Farms Harvested:	361
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

beauty standards, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, glowup, goals, Insecurities, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelPerfect, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, self-perception, smp, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3470	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ores Mined:	1052	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyCreeper69

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Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	486	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

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come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magic Items Found:	1064
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Iboga Dance Party Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Crops Grown:	7555	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crops Grown:	5677
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

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> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.