CanuckCraft: Ukraine Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	103445	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Divine Spears Created:	29

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Villages Defended:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Emeralds Found:	9311	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7590	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Endless Night Skies:	5
Emeralds Found:	5557	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Love Letters Sent:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Dimension Hops:	3	Star Shards Collected:	253
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Animals Bred:	96	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

Players:	105/800	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7