CalorieCraft: GF Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

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join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BadGuyVictim27

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Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

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join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4440	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	8588
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	844592
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.