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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Star Shards Collected: 263 Battle Standards Raised: 12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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