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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6681
Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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