Cable Connoisseur Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course).

Need a cable to connect your microphone to your focusrite scarlett? We got you covered! Not only do we have the best deals on cables, but we also have magical cables that can turn your microphone into a talking unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a talking unicorn!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while riding a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PeakMaturityCraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SwissCraft Minecraft Server

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lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi

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come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Emeralds Found:	203
Farms Harvested:	261	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth

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LOL come join dis server if u wanna be immune to meth! like, u heard dat right, if u had a tough childhood dis is da place for u. we got so much craziness goin on in dis server, u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin da macarena. so come on over and join da fun, cuz we all about dat adversity life up in here. plus, u get a free diamond sword if u can do a backflip in real life. so what u waitin for? come join da party!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4777
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Void Gems Collected:	34
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

19th century, African, Africans, art, Colonialism, culture, European, French, Gay, History, imperialism, LGBTQ, Literature, Minecraft, negrophilia, Paris, people, Race, Sexuality, smp, society, Worship

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition

Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Edition, emotional distress, Emotional support, family involvement, feeling betrayed, feeling humiliated, feeling isolated, feeling left out, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling numb, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unimportant, Insecurities, relationship issues, third wheeling, trust issues, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, wheel

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any fiancée drama like this poor soul! Join us and build your dream world without worrying about inside jokes, third-wheeling, or feeling like a complete stranger in your own relationship. Our server is a safe space where you can truly be yourself and escape from all the wedding planning chaos. Plus, we guarantee that no one will mistake you for being in a relationship with your best friend – unless, of course, that’s what you’re into! So come join us and leave all the relationship drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your body constantly nagging you to exercise and be healthy? Well, ignore that noise and join our Minecraft SMP instead! Our server is so addictive and fun that you won’t even have time to think about your health. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually increase your strength and agility in real life. So why listen to your body when you can join us and become a virtual warrior instead?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GrumpyCraft

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Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Meteorites Collected:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MacronCraftEU

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Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Aqua Watchers

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Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Farms Harvested:	345	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

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Server Name	Virtual Headquarters
IP Address	vhq.falixsrv.me

Overview:

Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

Features:

Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

Community:

Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

How to Join:

Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

Happy crafting!

TeamVHQ

vhq.falixsrv.me

FAQ:

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Can I use mods on the server?

The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

How often are there events on the server?

Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. Yes, you heard that right. A giant chicken wearing a crown. Only on our server, folks.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic volleyball tournaments you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for diamonds, the real competition is on the volleyball court. Who will be crowned the champion? Will it be Steve, the block-breaking warrior? Or maybe Alex, the fearless explorer? The stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all waiting for you on our server. See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

High School Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7124
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.