Cable Connoisseur Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course).

Need a cable to connect your microphone to your focusrite scarlett? We got you covered! Not only do we have the best deals on cables, but we also have magical cables that can turn your microphone into a talking unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a talking unicorn!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while riding a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Creeper Crush!

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Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9220	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

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come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

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RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

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Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9272
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

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Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SibSnap Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	2798
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Farms Harvested:	452
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

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Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HamasGoneWild

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

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lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	New Chunks Explored:	594015
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Items Found:	8256	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.