LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be billionaires trying to get into our fancy bunkers during the apocalypse but get denied by the janitors who are actually our friends and family.

we got crazy security systems like lava pits and zombie guards to keep out those pesky billionaires trying to steal our stash of diamonds and emeralds.

if you wanna experience the thrill of being denied entry to your own bunker, join us now and see if you can outsmart the janitors and maintenance crews.

who needs a fancy bunker anyway when you can have a hilarious time on our server! come join the madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Farms Harvested: 899 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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