LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be billionaires trying to get into our fancy bunkers during the apocalypse but get denied by the janitors who are actually our friends and family.

we got crazy security systems like lava pits and zombie guards to keep out those pesky billionaires trying to steal our stash of diamonds and emeralds.

if you wanna experience the thrill of being denied entry to your own bunker, join us now and see if you can outsmart the janitors and maintenance crews.

who needs a fancy bunker anyway when you can have a hilarious time on our server! come join the madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Towns Built: 4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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