Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1535
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Rune Stones Activated: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Astral Projections Made: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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