Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
Buildings Constructed: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 112 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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