Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Runes Activated: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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