Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Buildings Constructed: 46 Players Killed by Monsters: 8169
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Dimension Hops: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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