Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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