Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Animals Bred: 181
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
Void Armor Forged: 29 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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