BucketListBae – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a line

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mines Excavated:	1442	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Bocchi si C++ Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Bocchi, c#, Cobol, coding, Common Lisp, computer science, Development, Engineering, IT, JavaScript, KITA, Languages, Minecraft, Nijika, programming, Ryo, scripting, smp, Software Development, Syntax, Technology

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

awkward, basic etiquette, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, DISRESPECTFUL, family, ignoring, irrational, LDR, long-distance relationship, NoSpeakerPhoneLDR, phone calls, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Speakerphone, text messages, UNCOMFORTABLE

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

BETRAYAL, breakup advice, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup survival, broken heart, coping with breakup, creeper, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, Edition, emotional pain, getting over ex, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationship ending, relationship problems, worst breakup

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5953
Enchantments Applied:	233	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	New Chunks Explored:	767210
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OpportuCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

Air Force, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, bombs, Conflict, damascus, Defense, defense ministry, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, state TV, Syria, SyriaCraft, Targets, warplanes

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Void Armor Forged:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

age, Army, conscription, Defense, less capable, Men, Military, military personnel, military readiness, military service, military training, national security, Older, OlderCraft, Physical fitness, Recruitment, Recruits, russia, Russian army, Russias, Skills, Thrive, Training

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

Adrenoleukodystrophy, Brain Disorder, cerebral, Cerebral Adrenoleukodystrophy, clinical trial, Fun, gene editing, Gene therapy, gene transfer, genetic disorder, genetic mutation, genetic therapy, LentiCraft, Lentiviral, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorder, neurological treatment, Rare Disease, rare disorder, Therapy, Treatment, Zone

hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	401245

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

Absurd, anatomy, BIZARRE, body parts, boob, funny, humor, JOKE, long tail, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Poop, quirky, Random, Reverse, Server, silly, strange, upside, upside down, wordplay

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8