Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 460130 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Alien Abductions: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • > he thinks Trump will fix anything Minecraft SMP

    > he thinks Trump will fix anything Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • StepBlameCraft

    StepBlameCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    Ever wanted to experience the chaos of a family with six kids, two sets of twins, and a divorce that led to a rift that could rival the Grand Canyon? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

    Join us and witness the epic saga of Mark, the son who blames his mom for his parents’ divorce and can’t seem to get along with his step-family. Will he ever learn to take responsibility for his actions? Only time will tell on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a family feud, where you’ll have to choose sides and navigate the treacherous waters of familial relationships. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and entertainment!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 9678
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Blocky Beats: Earworm Edition

    Blocky Beats: Earworm Edition
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing stuck in your head is the sound of silence? Well, look no further because our server will have you singing a different tune! Join us and get ready to have “Baby Shark” on repeat in your brain for days on end. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground karaoke club where you can belt out your favorite tunes with your fellow blockheads. So come on over and let the music take over your mind (whether you like it or not)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 New Chunks Explored: 126908
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mines Excavated: 2504
    Enchantments Applied: 279 Magical Moments Shared: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • TelAvivTowerTakedown Minecraft Server

    TelAvivTowerTakedown Minecraft Server
    so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can join forces with the police to foil an ISIS-inspired plot to topple towers in Tel Aviv? yea, u heard me right, u can be a hero in the virtual world and save the day from evil terrorists. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands while building epic castles and battling dragons. like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s like a mix of action, adventure, and pure insanity. so come on, join us and let’s save the world one block at a time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyComradesMC

    CraftyComradesMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we sell russian businesses after pressure from campaigners! why? because we are all about that drama and chaos, baby! watch as we build a world where anything goes and nothing is off limits. join us as we create a virtual playground where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and let your imagination run wild. who needs reality when you can escape to our crazy server and live out your most absurd dreams? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 36

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Neuron Growth Simulator

    Neuron Growth Simulator
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we make your brain EXPLODE with fun! We got this new thing that’s like, simulating brains and growing neurons and stuff. It’s like, totally gonna cure all them brain diseases and make you a super genius or something.

    So, like, if you wanna be the smartest person in the world and have the most lit Minecraft experience ever, you gotta join our server. We got so much brain power going on, you’ll be solving Rubik’s cubes in your sleep and reciting Shakespeare backwards.

    Don’t miss out on this mind-blowing opportunity, join now and let your brain cells party like it’s 1999!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 54 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Duce’s Mature Vanilla Server: Where the Only Whitelisting is of the Players, Not the Content!

    Duce’s Mature Vanilla Server: Where the Only Whitelisting is of the Players, Not the Content!
    Minecraft Server Info

    Minecraft Server Info

    Server Overview:

    Server Type: Vanilla SMP
    Whitelist: Yes
    Community: Established since 2013
    Features: No plugins or mods

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server Vanilla Minecraft? Yes, we do not use any plugins or mods.
    Is there an age requirement to join? We are looking for players 18+.
    How can I apply to join? Apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/mry6EG7nN6

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Magic Items Found: 3445
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

    Wagie Problems Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Xilonen, who forges names with the power of dance, and Chiori, who communicates solely through interpretive dance.

    And don’t even get us started on our current weapon banner featuring swords that sing karaoke while you fight. It’s a sight to behold!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • PixelWifePicsNoPls

    PixelWifePicsNoPls
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend’s conspiracy theories about women? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like my friend questions women posting pole dancing pics.

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as unpredictable as my friend’s mood swings. Who needs drama in real life when you can have it all in Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and leave the Tatey drama behind. We promise you won’t find any judgment here, just pure Minecraft madness. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so out of this world, it’ll make you forget all about real-life drama. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SmellyLiker Minecraft SMP

    SmellyLiker Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the musty scent of dirt blocks? Well, join our wacky SMP where the smell of victory is in the air…literally! Our server is infused with the delightful aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts. Trust us, once you smell it, you’ll never want to leave! Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies in deciphering the unique scents of our world. So come on, join us and sniff your way to success!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Block Break-Up

    Block Break-Up
    Are you tired of your significant other stealing all your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting your precious resources stolen by your ex again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret love potion in disguise – find your new Minecraft soulmate here! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless fun and adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3557 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Animals Bred: 24 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • LegionCraft: Foreign Officer Fun

    LegionCraft: Foreign Officer Fun
    so, like, this server is like, the ukraine of minecraft servers, ya know? we got this crazy bill that lets foreigners be officers in our international legion, like, what even is that? but it’s cool, cuz we’re all about inclusivity and stuff. plus, our officers are like, super cool and will lead you to victory in epic battles against creepers and stuff. join us for a wild ride and be a part of our international legion, cuz why not? it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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