Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Void Armor Forged: 15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Xilonen, who forges names with the power of dance, and Chiori, who communicates solely through interpretive dance.

    And don’t even get us started on our current weapon banner featuring swords that sing karaoke while you fight. It’s a sight to behold!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 103
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PixelWifePicsNoPls

    PixelWifePicsNoPls
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend’s conspiracy theories about women? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like my friend questions women posting pole dancing pics.

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as unpredictable as my friend’s mood swings. Who needs drama in real life when you can have it all in Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and leave the Tatey drama behind. We promise you won’t find any judgment here, just pure Minecraft madness. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so out of this world, it’ll make you forget all about real-life drama. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Farms Harvested: 949 Magic Crystals Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SmellyLiker Minecraft SMP

    SmellyLiker Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the musty scent of dirt blocks? Well, join our wacky SMP where the smell of victory is in the air…literally! Our server is infused with the delightful aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts. Trust us, once you smell it, you’ll never want to leave! Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies in deciphering the unique scents of our world. So come on, join us and sniff your way to success!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 848176 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Block Break-Up

    Block Break-Up
    Are you tired of your significant other stealing all your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting your precious resources stolen by your ex again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret love potion in disguise – find your new Minecraft soulmate here! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless fun and adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Farms Harvested: 207
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • LegionCraft: Foreign Officer Fun

    LegionCraft: Foreign Officer Fun
    so, like, this server is like, the ukraine of minecraft servers, ya know? we got this crazy bill that lets foreigners be officers in our international legion, like, what even is that? but it’s cool, cuz we’re all about inclusivity and stuff. plus, our officers are like, super cool and will lead you to victory in epic battles against creepers and stuff. join us for a wild ride and be a part of our international legion, cuz why not? it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Void Armor Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Forgetful Craft [SMP] 1.21.1 – Because we all need a little chaos in our survival adventures!

    Forgetful Craft [SMP] 1.21.1 – Because we all need a little chaos in our survival adventures!

    DementiaCraft Overview

    Server Name DementiaCraft
    Community Players aged 25 and above
    Mission To cultivate a virtual haven free from toxicity

    Extensive FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement to join DementiaCraft? Players must be 25 years old or above to join.
    Can I create content on the server? Content creation is allowed after being an active member for at least 2 months.
    How long does it take to process applications? Due to real-life obligations, it may take a couple of days for the moderators to respond to applications.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Farms Harvested: 321 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 121 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Izutsumi’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Izutsumi’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Izutsumi, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes! Rumor has it that if you mine exactly 69 diamonds in a row, the pickaxe will appear in your inventory and you can wish for anything you want – even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Rainbow Sheepicorn. If you manage to tame one, it will follow you around and poop out diamonds wherever it goes. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Rainbow Sheepicorn, am I right?

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Izutsumi. Legend has it that whoever possesses this potato will be granted eternal luck and fortune in the game. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Izutsumi today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Math Master Minecraft SMP

    Math Master Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only math you’ll be doing is counting all the diamonds you find!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Just last week, one player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake! And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper started breakdancing in the town square.

    But the real reason you should join our server is for the epic math battles that happen every Saturday night. That’s right, instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be battling it out with your fellow players in intense math competitions. From calculus to geometry, we’ve got it all!

    So if you’re ready to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a calculator or two!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyLiarDILNoSorry

    CraftyLiarDILNoSorry
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my son’s wife’s lies? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of deception and drama that will make you question everything you know about family gatherings.

    Just like Emily, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You might think you’re mining for diamonds, but suddenly find yourself in a heated argument with a creeper about who ordered the cake for your husband’s birthday party.

    With a community as chaotic as this, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you stumble upon a secret base full of lies and deceit? Or maybe you’ll uncover a hidden truth that will shake the very foundation of the server.

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth in a world where nothing is as it seems. Just remember, trust no one, not even the villagers.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • LazyLootMC SMP

    LazyLootMC SMP
    Are you tired of grinding for resources in Minecraft? Do you dream of a world where you can just sit back and relax while the diamonds roll in? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make $200 a day without even lifting a finger!

    Imagine building the most epic base without ever having to mine for materials. Picture yourself cruising around in a diamond-studded minecart, sipping on a potion of invisibility as you prank your friends.

    Join our server now and live the high life in Minecraft! Who needs to work when you can make bank just by logging on? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a Minecraft king without breaking a sweat.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Chimeras Created: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyYTUselessCourses

    CraftyYTUselessCourses
    Are you tired of wasting your time on boring online courses that promise to teach you how to knit with your toes or speak dolphin language? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable skills like how to tame a llama with a rubber chicken or how to build a house out of nothing but potatoes. Our online courses are so useless, they’ll make you question why you ever wasted your time on those other boring ads. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • LeglessLootersMC

    LeglessLootersMC
    Ahoy, mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and listen up! Join our Minecraft server and help us raise enough doubloons to pay for the prosthetic leg of a poor pirate who got shot by the navy of Denmark! Arrr, we be sailing the high seas of creativity and fun, plundering treasure and building epic ships to sail the seven seas. Ye won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one, me hearties! So grab yer sword and yer pickaxe, and come join the adventure of a lifetime! YARRRR! ⚓🏴‍☠️ #PirateLife #ProstheticPirateLeg #DenmarkDrama

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Tubulin Vibes 5G & 6G

    Tubulin Vibes 5G & 6G
    Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is vibrating in the subterahertz range? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so next level, it’s like we’re already living in 5G and 6G telecommunication technologies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our protein tubulin is off the charts, with vibration modes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on the water layers and damping – it’s like a whole new level of electromagnetic absorption that will blow your mind.

    So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for your brain to be vibrating in ways you never thought possible.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Newbieville: Aged Cheddar Edition – 18+ SMP Fun with a Dash of Vanilla and Whitelist 1.21

    Newbieville: Aged Cheddar Edition – 18+ SMP Fun with a Dash of Vanilla and Whitelist 1.21

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version 1.21 SMP
    Mods
    • Better End (New end biomes with items and mobs)
    • Friends & Foes (Adds outvoted and forgotten mobs from the mob vote)
    • Simple Voice Chat (In-game proximity chat)
    • Vertical slabs (Adds vertical slabs)
    • Blaze and caves advancements (Adds over 1000 new advancements to hunt for)
    Community Rules 18+ whitelisted community with no griefing or stealing allowed

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join our Discord and apply for whitelist: https://discord.gg/JmKpUdBTZw
    What is the age requirement? Players must be 18 years or older to join
    Are there any specific rules for gameplay? No griefing or stealing is allowed, and we aim to create a chill and enjoyable environment for all players
    Is there a limit on the number of players who can join? We are accepting new applications, but there may be a limit based on server capacity

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Virginity Lost Minecraft Server

    Virginity Lost Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your virginity all over again – except this time, you’ll actually enjoy it! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few regrets (but in a good way, of course). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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