Browser Minecraft SMP /g/ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Holy Grails Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

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Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

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so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	170	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Home Salesmen Online

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u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Farms Harvested:	974	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Stranded Block Assets: Net Zero Server

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so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Towns Built:	8
Magic Items Found:	8823	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Switch 2 Killer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thrilling murder mystery game called “Who will be the Switch 2 killer?”

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where players must uncover the identity of the mysterious killer before they strike again. Will it be Steve in a creeper costume? Or maybe even a sneaky Enderman with a taste for chaos?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging zombie DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, trampling everything in their path. But don’t worry, they’re just here for a dance party! That’s right, our server is known for its spontaneous llama raves that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King? This majestic ruler of all poultry will challenge you to epic chicken battles that will test your skills and leave you clucking for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	156	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dad’sHouseParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing birthdays with stepsiblings? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic birthday celebrations ever!

At our server, we understand the importance of having separate birthday parties, especially when you have to share it with stepsiblings. We believe in celebrating YOU and only YOU! No need to invite those pesky stepsiblings who just cramp your style.

Join us for virtual reality gaming, endless snacks, and non-stop video game fun! Our parties are so epic, your mom’s husband will be jealous and your stepbrother will be begging to join in on the fun.

So if you’re tired of sharing your special day with others, come join our server where it’s all about YOU! Don’t let anyone tell you how to celebrate, except for us, because we throw the best parties in town!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	37	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mines Excavated:	1956	Chimeras Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SisterSipSnitchCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from babysitting their sister’s kids and dealing with her DWIs. Instead of worrying about her reckless behavior, come build, mine, and explore with us!

We promise you won’t find any drunk driving incidents here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server. Who needs a sister when you have a whole community of gamers to play with?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WeaknessCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills! Join us if you want to prove that you can survive in a world where creepers ride pigs and zombies wear top hats.

Our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a diamond sword.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared to face your greatest weakness – the urge to play for hours on end without realizing it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchantments Applied:	207
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BoomerCraft2021

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Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hezbollah’s Sweatbox Minecraft Server

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so, liek, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is as intense as a potential IDF ground op? well do i have the server for u!

our server is run by hezbollah’s deputy leader, who is always sweating cuz he’s so ready for any challenge that comes his way. he’s like the ultimate minecraft warrior, ready to take on anything u throw at him.

join our server for the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most intense pvp action u will ever experience. we promise u won’t be disappointed, unless u can’t handle the heat, then maybe u should just stick to playing with kittens or something.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and show us what u got! but be warned, hezbollah’s deputy leader is always watching, ready to pounce on any weaklings who dare to challenge him.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot

APPEAL, Communication, Conflict, CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot, Democracy, Diplomacy, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Iranian people, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Oppression, Politics, Propaganda, Régime, Speech, Tension

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF NETANYAHU STARTED PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND MADE A SERVER TO APPEAL TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE. HE’S LIKE “HEY IRANIAN PEEPS, YOUR LEADERSHIP SUCKS BUT COME JOIN MY SERVER AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!”

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BLOW UP THE NUCLEAR REACTOR” AND “BUILD A PEACEFUL VILLAGE WITHOUT GETTIN ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES”

ALSO, EVERY TIME YOU KILL A CREEPER, IT MAKES A SOUND THAT SAYS “YOUR LEADERSHIP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU” LOL

SO COME JOIN THIS SERVER AND STICK IT TO THE MAN, MINECRAFT STYLE!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	88
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

IllusionCraft – EyeBrain Meld

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join this minecraft server and your eyes will be tricked into seeing things that aren’t really there. it’s like a magic show but in blocky form. you’ll be questioning reality and your sanity as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes and structures.

one time, a player thought they were walking on solid ground but it turned out to be a bottomless pit. they fell for hours before finally landing in a secret underground city filled with talking chickens. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

another player accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dimension where everything was upside down. they had to build their way out using only their wits and a stack of potatoes. it was a potato-tastic adventure, to say the least.

so come join us on this crazy journey of optical illusions and mind-bending madness. who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of minecraft mayhem.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1633	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	969970	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0