Browser Minecraft SMP /g/ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

IllusionCraft – EyeBrain Meld

Brain, Brain Games, brain tricks, cognitive illusions, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, EyeBrain, EYES, IllusionCraft, MELD, mind games, mind-bending illusions, neuroscience, optical art, optical illusions, optical phenomena, Perception, sensory perception, Trickery, vision, visual perception, visual puzzles, visual tricks

join this minecraft server and your eyes will be tricked into seeing things that aren’t really there. it’s like a magic show but in blocky form. you’ll be questioning reality and your sanity as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes and structures.

one time, a player thought they were walking on solid ground but it turned out to be a bottomless pit. they fell for hours before finally landing in a secret underground city filled with talking chickens. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

another player accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dimension where everything was upside down. they had to build their way out using only their wits and a stack of potatoes. it was a potato-tastic adventure, to say the least.

so come join us on this crazy journey of optical illusions and mind-bending madness. who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of minecraft mayhem.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Zombie Dances:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Arctic Stone Tools: Yuka Mammoth Penetration

ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Anthropogenic traces, archaeological discovery, archaeological site, Arctic, Arctic Zone, bp, Evidence, historical evidence, human penetration, ice age, mammoth, Paleontology, PENETRATION, prehistoric, prehistoric humans, scientific research, scientific study, Siberia, STONE, stone tools, Tools, Yuka, Yuka Mammoth

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, lemme tell you about this server where we got mammoths running around with stone tools, straight up caveman style!

We got evidence of human homies chilling in the Arctic zone like 39,000 – 38,000 BP, making their mark on the Yuka Mammoth hide. It’s like a prehistoric party up in here, with players crafting tools and building epic structures out of ice blocks.

So if you wanna experience some next level Minecraft madness, come join us on this server where history meets hilarity. Who needs diamonds when you can have mammoths and stone age swag? Let’s go, gamers!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	260	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, beautiful things, bird species, Blue Flowers, BOTANY, bottom left flower, Crafty, creations, favorite flowers, favorite plants, favorite things, flower enthusiast, gardening, Minecraft, Myosotis macrantha, Myosotis pulvinaris, Nature, nature photography, ornithology, plant species, Server, top left flower, Turul, wildlife

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the flowers are as rare as diamonds and the creatures are straight out of a fantasy novel!

On the top left, you’ll find the elusive Myosotis macrantha, a flower so beautiful that it’s said to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But be careful, because it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Down at the bottom left, you’ll discover the mysterious Myosotis pulvinaris, a flower rumored to have magical healing properties. Legend has it that anyone who plucks it will be blessed with eternal health and happiness. Just watch out for the enchanted vines that try to trap you in a never-ending dance!

And on the right, you’ll encounter the majestic Turul, a mythical creature with the body of a lion and the wings of an eagle. Some say that riding on its back will grant you the power to fly through the skies and explore new lands beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure full of wonder, danger, and endless possibilities!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	865	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Sleepy Princess Minecraft SMP

adoration, Affection, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime story, Castle, cute, dreamy, Enchanted, fairytale, FANTASY, likes you, love, MAGICAL, Minecraft, princess, romance, royal, Royalty, sleepy, sleepy princess, smp, Sweet Dreams

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you receive a message that the princess of the server has taken a liking to you. That’s right, you’re basically a Minecraft royalty now. Join our server for the chance to woo the princess with your building skills and maybe even become the king or queen of the server yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of royalty? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for love and power in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NoSisNoMinecraftServer

alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, Couch, Drunk, exclusion, family, Friend, Girlfriend, heavy, NoSisNoMinecraftServer, overreacting, personal space, relationships, sibling, sister, Sitting, social etiquette, tipsy, UNCOMFORTABLE, visitation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.

Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?

But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NoBoysAllowedMC

aita, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, boy best friend, Communication, Confrontation, emma, family drama, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Jealousy, Love Triangle, movie night, NoBoysAllowedMC, personal space, Respect, science experiment, teenage drama, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of betrayal, love triangles, and friendship drama like never before!

Imagine this: you and your best friend are building the coolest castle together, when suddenly a new player enters the game – let’s call her Emma. Your best friend starts acting all weird around her, trying to impress her and stealing glances when he thinks you’re not looking. But little does he know, you’re onto him and his secret crush!

One day, while watching a movie together in-game, you catch your best friend trying to make a move on Emma. The tension is high, the drama is real. Will you stand up for your friend and call him out, or will you let the love triangle unfold before your very eyes?

Join our server now and witness the craziest Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WeirdLawWorld – Minecraft SMP

bizarre laws, bizarre statutes, crazy laws, funny laws, funny legal rules, Minecraft, obscure laws, odd government laws, odd laws, offbeat laws, peculiar laws, peculiar legislation, quirky laws, ridiculous laws, smp, strange laws, strange regulations, unusual laws, unusual legal codes, wacky laws, weird laws, weird ordinances, WeirdLawWorld

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre and wacky server out there! Our server is so crazy that the weirdest law in the world is that you must wear a chicken suit every time you enter the Nether. Don’t ask why, just embrace the poultry fashion statement.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hilarious quests and challenges that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs have better dance moves than you do.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how weird things can get in our one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a ton of fun along the way!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NoSkipHitsCraft

album appreciation, album love, album perfection, album recommendation, enjoyable tracks, fantastic album, flawless album, music appreciation, music discovery, music enjoyment, music exploration, music lovers, Musical masterpiece, must-listen, no skipping required, no skips, no skips needed, NoSkipHitsCraft, seamless album, track enjoyment, track perfection

Are you tired of listening to the same old music while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate album that you can’t skip a single track on! Join us and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures that will have you grooving and mining all day long. From fighting off zombie pigmen with disco balls to riding llamas through a rainbow-filled Nether, this server will have you jamming out and laughing your way to victory. So come on, join us and let the music of Minecraft take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	159	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BidenCraft: Defending with Israel – Minecraft Server

Biden administration, BidenCraft, Conflict prevention, Defending, defense cooperation, defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, global security, international partnership, Iranian attack, Israel, Israel defenses, joint defense efforts, Middle East tensions, military defense, Minecraft, national security, political tensions, potential threat, regional stability, security measures, Server, strategic alliance, US official

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KurskCraft: Tanks Trapped & TNT Ready

armored vehicles, defense lines, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military defense, military equipment, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, military vehicles, military vehicles stuck, Ready, Russian army, Russian defense, russian military, russian tanks, tank warfare, Tanks, Tnt, Trapped, trapped tanks, war machines

OMG u guyz, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got russian tanks trapped in Kursk region, it’s like a real life warzone but in Minecraft! u can ride the tanks and blow stuff up, it’s so epic! Plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. And if u get bored, just hop on a flying pig and explore the sky! It’s lit fam, join now before the tanks escape and wreak havoc on the server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AllergyCraft – Keep your distance from the peanuts!

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come join our minecraft server where food allergies are a thing of the past! we have magical food that will cure all allergies, even ones you didn’t know you had! no more worrying about accidentally eating peanuts and going into anaphylactic shock, our food will keep you safe and allergy-free!

our server is like a magical wonderland where you can eat whatever you want without fear. we even have a special potion that makes you immune to all food allergies forever! imagine never having to worry about reading food labels again, it’s a dream come true!

we have a secret underground lab where our scientists work tirelessly to create new and improved food items that are not only delicious but also allergy-proof. you won’t find this kind of innovation anywhere else!

so come join us on our server and say goodbye to food allergies for good. you’ll never have to carry an epi-pen again, just sit back, relax, and enjoy all the tasty treats our server has to offer. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	93	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Artifacts, Clans, Discord, donat, Donations, email, Events, Exclusion Zone, Exploration, Groups, instagram, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Private, Old, OPENING DATE, Pirate, post-apocalyptic, PvP, Quests, rare things, RPG, Russian, Server, Stalker, Survival, SURVIVE, trip, Vanilla, Without Launcher

STALKER MC – This is a vanilla server in the popular game “Minecraft”, where you can immerse yourself in the post-apocalyptic world of the exclusion zone with a huge number of rare things and quests.

Your task is to survive in the difficult conditions of the post-apocalyptic world: join groups, search and sell artifacts, explore the depths of the zone.

Have a nice trip, stalker!

Donat – stalkermc.ru

IP: mc.stalkermc.ru

Discord – https://discord.gg/XmgjMNb

Email Mail – [email protected]

Instagram – https://www.instagram.com/stalkermc1_12_2/

Opening date – 08/27/2024

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Mines Excavated:	3956	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Badlands Chugs, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, DAWNTRAIL, FATE grinding, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Halloween, healing, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Linkshells, Loved and Remembered, mahjong tournament, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, primal, ravana, Resources, RP Glory Hole Meatup, Server, Shadowbringers, tokusatsu, Twin Peaks, Ultros, zombie movies, zurvan

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you heal from the things you never talk about? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for your soul, but with blocks and creepers.

Join us for our future meetups where we grind FATEs in Shadowbringers, watch Tokusatsu shows, have zombie movie nights, and even have an official RP Glory Hole Meatup (don’t ask, just join).

But wait, there’s more! We also host Mahjong tournaments, costume parties, and pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch parties. It’s like a never-ending party on our server!

So come on, join us and let your inner blocky self shine. You’ll be loved and remembered on our server, just like that time you built a giant statue of a chicken.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Spacey Minecraft SMP – Black Dress

Black, black dress, casual style, classic look, confident women, dress, elegant attire, evening wear, everyday fashion, fashion inspiration, fashion trends, formal attire, little black dress, mature women, Minecraft, outfit ideas, personal style, real beauty, real women, smp, sophisticated outfit, spacey, street style, timeless fashion, women in black dresses

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of llamas who have learned how to speak English and are hosting their own talk show every Friday night. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere on the server that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to post pics of women in black dresses because… reasons.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP

Breakup, Choices, Decision making, emotional fulfillment, empowerment, Financial Stability, freedom, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, left, Lifestyle, love, MONEY, personal growth, relationships, rich guy, RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP, Self Discovery, self worth, success, Women

Are you tired of living in the shadow of a wealthy man? Do you crave the freedom to build your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft? Then join our SMP where we celebrate women who have left rich guys for a life of blocky adventures!

Our server is filled with strong, independent women who have traded in their fancy mansions for dirt huts and diamond swords. We have epic quests where you can prove your worth and show those ex-rich guys what they’re missing out on.

So come join us and show the world that you don’t need a sugar daddy to thrive in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot revenge on all the exes who thought they could buy our love with emeralds. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this crazy world of pixels and creepers!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	94	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchantments Applied:	146	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Crops Grown:	3292	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1