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TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Emeralds Found:	8693
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

bold, Bongo, bongo drummer, CHEEKY, Clever, Creative, DATING, Drummers, flirty, funny, humor, innuendo, memorable, Minecraft, Music, percussionist, pick up line, playful, Rent, rent’s due, Server, slap that ass, Smooth, Unique, Witty

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

Anymore, Bruce Prichard, Entertainment, Listening, long tail tags, Minecraft, podcasts, smp, worth it, WORTH.., wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BrasilBrosAdventure

Betrayed, BrasilBrosAdventure, Brazil, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emotions, exhaustion, Expectations, f1, family, fertility treatment, ivf, Marriage, PRESSURE, relationships, Resentment, special needs, stepmom, Struggle, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ores Mined:	1053	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
New Chunks Explored:	144826	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockyParentRegrets

apologies, Apology, BlockyParentRegrets, Childhood, Communication, doing.., family, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, MISTAKES, parenting, parents, reconciliation, Reflection, regret, regrets, relationships, remorse, Saying

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Information Resistance, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Nature Senses Alive

alive, Countries, Environment, findings, Forests, national parks, natural beauty., Nature, Outdoor, Positive, researchers, Senses, sensory enjoyment, sensory experience, sensory perception, sensory stimuli, study, surroundings, survey, Universal, Visitors

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8618
Star Shards Collected:	166	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, otzdarva, Server

Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Emeralds Found:	5475
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	84
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donate, donuts, Minecraft, Play, Server

What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	105
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

Accomplished, achievement, celebration, did it again, Epic, Good Job, Happy, high five, hooray, keep it up, Minecraft, positive vibes, Proud, proud moment, repeat success, Server, success, success story, Thumbs up, Victorious, Vrench, Vrenchs, Well done, Yay

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

acting poor, aita, baby expenses, baby formula, BabyCraft, DAUGHTER, diapers, expensive, financial issues, financial ruin, GIT, Grandchild, GUD, Handouts, Jerk, luxury, modest income, new baby, not giving help, shitty grandparent, Starbucks, Struggling, third car, upper middle-class

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Potions Brewed:	166