Browser Minecraft SMP /g/ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	815
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

Anymore, Bruce Prichard, Entertainment, Listening, long tail tags, Minecraft, podcasts, smp, worth it, WORTH.., wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2136	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyParentRegrets

apologies, Apology, BlockyParentRegrets, Childhood, Communication, doing.., family, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, MISTAKES, parenting, parents, reconciliation, Reflection, regret, regrets, relationships, remorse, Saying

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8528
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Information Resistance, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Mines Excavated:	3009	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	78
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, otzdarva, Server

Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donate, donuts, Minecraft, Play, Server

What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1941	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Potions Brewed:	74
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mines Excavated:	1593

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6333
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6961
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Dragon Eggs Found:	2382
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3