Brown Dust 2 LOLz – #96

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we combine the classic gameplay of building and survival with the visual appeal of modern-day titles! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s a possibility)!

Imagine building your own world, crafting your own weapons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your friends by your side. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a limited edition Water Mage named Respected Master Roxy who will help you conquer all your enemies with her magical powers?

But wait, there’s more! We have a character system update that will totally change the way you play the game, plus a Bingo Board event where you can win amazing prizes. And let’s not forget about the upcoming Fiend Hunt event where you can show off your fire skills and dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion and earn the title of Brown Dust 2 Master. It’s a wild ride, but hey, someone’s gotta do it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	809	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	899	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Potions Brewed:	48
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	2752
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
New Chunks Explored:	201286	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5844	Dragons Tamed:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mines Excavated:	4140	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.