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SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9374

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	233
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	197

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Mines Excavated:	4212	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Votes:	5488	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dimension Hops:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crops Grown:	3698
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Animals Bred:	147	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

Players:	97/300	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Dimension Hops:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	2277