Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

    Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

    But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Towns Built: 3
    Emeralds Found: 8873 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Emeralds Found: 4497 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 131 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Zombie Dances: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8064 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Ores Mined: 3692 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Star Shards Collected: 70
    Dimension Hops: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Dimension Hops: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Towns Built: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Treasure Maps Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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