Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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    Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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