Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Meteorites Collected: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 14
Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Alien Abductions: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Age 28 Minecraft Server

    Age 28 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Villages Defended: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

    DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

    Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

    So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

    UndieCraft: Sibling Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8559

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • FavFactzMC SMP

    FavFactzMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Magic Items Found: 4071
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 25

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyCreeperCringe

    CraftyCreeperCringe
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3876 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

    CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters
    So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 191278 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4897 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Java Jolt Kids Craft

    Java Jolt Kids Craft
    so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 307
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PeyyMC

    PeyyMC

    A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

    We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

    ✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

    ✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

    ✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

    ✅ Competitions for server tops.

    ✅ Battle and Season Pass.

    ✅ Exclusive plugins.

    ✅ High-quality assembly.

    ✅ Mystical chests.

    ✅ Frequent events.

    ✅ Unique enchantment books.

    ✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

    ✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

    ✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

    ✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Emeralds Found: 2007 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    GreenCraft SMP Overview

    Features
    🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
    🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
    🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
    ⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
    🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
    😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
    🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

    Join GreenCraft SMP today

    Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player? Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
    How often are events hosted on the server? Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
    Are there restrictions on land claims within nations? You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
    Can I join the minigames with my friends? Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
    How can I provide feedback to the community? You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 469679 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Farms Harvested: 393
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

    Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

    So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • FilmFreakMC SMP

    FilmFreakMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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