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Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Love Letters Sent: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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