Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Crops Grown: 7128
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Divine Spears Created: 29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever play on!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant the eater infinite mining abilities. Battle against hordes of zombie chickens armed with enchanted pickaxes and explosive eggs. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their houses with giant pink flamingos!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win a pair of enchanted diamond boots that let you jump 100 blocks in a single bound!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 16

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209
    Welcome to the Hellish Revenge Edition Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner demon and wreak havoc in the virtual realm of Hell! Join us for a chance to rehabilitate demons, reduce overpopulation, and maybe even check out into Heaven if you play your cards right.

    But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run an assassin business in Hell, dodging demons and causing chaos along the way. Will you survive the startup life in the fiery depths of the underworld?

    Join us for insane adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and a whole lot of demon drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension or uncover the secrets of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your claws, and get ready for a hell of a good time on our Minecraft SMP – because in this world, revenge is best served blocky.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ExWifeExposedMC

    ExWifeExposedMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with custody battles, child support drama, and even a sprinkle of military action.

    Witness the chaos as players fight over virtual custody of pixelated children, argue over maintenance money for their blocky exes, and even call the virtual police for welfare checks. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this madness in the world of Minecraft?

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got alienation of grandparents, new boyfriends moving in, and even no contact orders thrown into the mix. It’s a soap opera like no other, all happening right in front of your virtual eyes.

    So come join us on this server where drama is always on the menu. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and buckle up for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

    FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP
    Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Villages Defended: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BlockyBizarreCraft

    BlockyBizarreCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 101 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 51 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ores Mined: 2373
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 131 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 655790 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Animals Bred: 35 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Farms Harvested: 185
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Potions Brewed: 24 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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