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Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Crops Grown: 8910 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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