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Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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