Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Endless Night Skies: 1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

    Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PramQueueSkipperAITAH

    PramQueueSkipperAITAH
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

    So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyCreeperCraziness

    CraftyCreeperCraziness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

    So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server

    NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz we got half of Russia’s artillery shells sourced from North Korea! like, can u even imagine the chaos and explosions happenin’ here?! it’s like a war zone but in Minecraft, so u can blow stuff up without gettin’ in trouble with the law. plus, we got secret intel from Western Intelligence, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now before Putin finds out and tries to shut us down! #MinecraftWarZone #NorthKoreaExplosions #JoinOrDie

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Zombie Dances: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 6325 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 62 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest

    NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Trump is urging Israel to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later just to get a chance to play on it!

    imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

    we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Nightmare Toys Transform

    Nightmare Toys Transform
    join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!!! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin da macarena!!! u wont believe ur eyes when u see da giant chicken boss dat drops diamond blocks when u defeat it (true story, bro).

    we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies till da break of dawn. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall (dont worry, u wont get burned…probably).

    come join us and be part of da most epic and insane minecraft server ever created!!! trust us, u wont regret it…probably.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Misinfo MasterCraft

    Misinfo MasterCraft
    so, like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out, ya know? we got like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. but like, the best part is that if you join, you get a free pet zombie pigman. like, how cool is that?

    oh, and get this, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamonds for days, bro. and if you find the secret entrance, you get to keep whatever you can carry. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

    also, we have this epic battle arena where you can challenge other players to duels. winner gets a golden apple or something. but like, watch out for the lava traps, they’ll getcha every time.

    so yeah, if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever, come hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, our pet zombie pigman is super cuddly.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 210 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • What is the IP for Ella Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Ella Minecraft Server?

    Ella is a passionate and dynamic individual with a creative mind and a love for all things artistic. With a background in design and a keen eye for detail, she excels in bringing ideas to life through her work. Ella is dedicated to continuous learning and growth, always seeking out new challenges and opportunities to expand her skill set. When she’s not busy creating, you can find Ella exploring her local art scene, traveling to new destinations, or spending time in nature.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Zapped Creeper Sanctuary – The Explosive Server of Fun! Join Now for Thrills and Spills!

    Zapped Creeper Sanctuary – The Explosive Server of Fun! Join Now for Thrills and Spills!

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Lite RPG Experience
    Quality of Life (QoL) Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
    Voting System
    Player Economy Player-owned & operated economy for buying and selling items
    Cross-Platform Play Play with friends on any platform with different MC versions
    Informative Discord Channel Featuring Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and updates
    Custom Help Menu Resource available 24/7 for player assistance

    Website: http://www.chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: https://discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

    We eagerly await the arrival of new players on our server and welcome individuals from all backgrounds. Feel free to join our server anytime as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the Charged Creeper server?

    To join the server, simply use the Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com or connect via Bedrock on port 25566.

    2. What kind of RPG elements are available on the server?

    The server offers Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters to enhance the mid-to-end game experience.

    3. How can I earn rewards through voting?

    By participating in the voting system, players receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata to beat up for additional rewards.

    4. Is there a player economy on the server?

    Yes, players can buy and sell items with each other in the player-owned & operated economy.

    5. Can I play with friends on different platforms?

    Absolutely! The server supports cross-platform play, allowing players on different Minecraft versions to play together.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Pixel PVP – Minecraft Server

    Pixel PVP – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Seriously, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time.

    2. The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bring you flowers instead of attacking you. Who needs a pet dog when you have a pet zombie?

    3. Our server is so epic, Notch himself logs on to play. Rumor has it he even built a secret diamond castle somewhere on the map.

    4. Need a break from mining? No problem! Our server hosts weekly dance parties at the Nether portal. Get your groove on with some zombie pigmen!

    5. Looking for a challenge? We have a secret quest where you have to defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. It’s called the “Blindfolded Dragon Dance” and only the bravest players attempt it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5869 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • I Want To Be A Part Of The Cabal Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Be A Part Of The Cabal Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society known as “The Cabal.” Rumor has it that they control the entire server with their mystical powers and offer incredible perks to those who join their ranks.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the initiation process involves a parkour course over a pit of lava, a battle with a dragon, and a dance-off with a creeper. But hey, it’s all worth it to be a part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a member of The Cabal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to unlimited diamonds or gain the ability to fly. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild server.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4451
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 19888 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • OpenDoorPoopCraft

    OpenDoorPoopCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pooping with the door open is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds while sitting on the toilet in-game. It’s a multi-tasker’s dream come true!

    2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure?

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, a mysterious figure who rules over all bathroom-related activities. Rumor has it that if you impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon toilets at will.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of pooping with the door open like never before!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Void Gems Collected: 31

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • YemenWarzoneCraft

    YemenWarzoneCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the US warships and planes striking Houthi targets in Yemen but with a twist – we use exploding chickens instead of missiles! watch as the chickens rain down on our enemies, causing chaos and destruction like you’ve never seen before. join now for a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle and unleash feathered fury on your foes. who needs real war when you can have exploding chickens in minecraft? join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious battles you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Animals Bred: 35
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Potions Brewed: 168

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Get lost in FrontierSMP, where fishing is lit and farming is fire! Join us now!

    Get lost in FrontierSMP, where fishing is lit and farming is fire! Join us now!

    FrontierSMP Minecraft Server

    Server IP Play.FrontierSMP.net
    Bedrock Crossplay Enabled Yes
    Server Discord https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
    Wiki https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
    Version 1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

    Description:

    FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a community-driven focus. Challenge, community, and exploration are at the core of our server experience.

    Main Features:

    • Custom Terrain
    • Towny Gameplay
    • Balanced Economy
    • Custom Items
    • PyroFishing & Farming
    • No Pay To Win

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server with Minecraft Bedrock edition? Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server.
    Are there custom structures and loot on the server? Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.
    Is there a Towny system on the server? Yes, Towny gameplay is a key focal point of the server experience.
    Is the server economy balanced? Yes, efforts have been made to balance the in-game economy.
    Are there custom items available on the server? Yes, there are custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.
    Does the server have pay-to-win features? No, the server does not promote pay-to-win gameplay.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 185 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 206 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

    Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of searching for your ideal Minecraft partner? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match! Our matchmaking algorithm is so advanced, it can even find your ideal woman or man based on your in-game building style and mining habits.

    Join us for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and build a love nest together in the pixelated world. Who knows, you might even find yourself crafting a diamond ring and proposing in front of a herd of creepers! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Alien Abductions: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Star Shards Collected: 138

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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