So, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally off the chain, bro. You gotta join cuz we got, like, diamonds falling from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. For real, one time a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake. And get this, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter everywhere. Plus, if you leave a tip before joining, it’s not really a tip, it’s a bribe to make sure you have the most epic time ever. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
Astral Projections Made: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 172
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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