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WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!

JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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